Saturday, March 19, 2011

DAY TWO THOUGHTS


Well, we had a great start to the day with Gus calling a tight finish with the 'Nova/G-Mace game. He had one killer call going into a timeout after a G-Mason rebound dunk yelling, "HUSTLIN'!!! FIGHTIN'!!!! SCRAPPIN'!!! JAAAAAAHHH-MIN'!!!!" Just another day at the office for the Gus Karma....owning it!!!! See, the thing with Gus is his defcon levels match that of the Madness and that of the straight-jacket tearing Inmate reading this take! Rise-n-fire Gus, Rise-n-fire!!!!

And speaking of the 'Nova game, talk about an implosion with their free throws late in the game. G-Mase made some shots and weathered the 'Nova choke job to move on. G-Mason weathered that choke job like Paulsen and Foucher weathering Adolph's choke job eating the KFC Box Meal....Paulsen say's, "Hey Adolph, I know it's a freaking Big Crunch with 2 pieces of original recipe chicken, but slow down before you choke like Villanova!!" Good point Paulsen, good point! Sof was there too, by the way, she said, "MMM, I LOVE A BIG CRUNCH! IT SOOTHES MY "DEEP VOICE"-VOICE, NOW KISS ME CHRISTOPHER!!!"

Back to Madness, I heard the end of Arizona/Memphis game on the radio and talk about another typical Madness game. Chuck Barkley was speaking some truthes about Memphis being tiny and Derrick Williams having the advantage in the paint for Arizona before the game started. But, typical Madness game, turning things for a loop. By the time I left the Asylum, and had to listen to the rest of the game on the Insanity-mobile radio, Memphis had more points in the paint than Arizona. Derrick Williams was solidifying his spot on the All-Adolph 1st Team with his hoops in the paint, but he left alot to be desired on the defensive side for J-Dawg. Then, Williams steps up and hits a rare 3 late in the game. Typical Madness game.....you can have all the intel in the world....get some trends in, and the Madness will turn that into a 180 and smack you in the straight-jacket!

After that, I was relying on many a update from allies in Madness. Thanks Cait and Leigh. And no thank you phone battery!

Georgetown fizzled v. VCU. Any Smack on that?

The Bruce Pearl watch is on. Over/under on his firing is set at 7.5 days. Beat it Pearl. A fitting end to a tainted run at Tennnesseeee with the worst loss of his career getting smoked by Michigan by 30. The Vol's gave up! Pearl is so lowly regarded at this point that the NCAA is tacking the Double-Letter Viloation on his rap sheet! That's pushing it, but damn it, when do you double letter and when donn'tt yoouu on Teennesseee!?!?!?

Duke went Duke. The box score showed Kyrie having a game. Welcome back Kyrie. You are a Dukie, but probably the best player in the nation. Any smack on how this affected Nolan Smith? He only had 9 points.

Looking at the Georgia/UDub game, the Dawg's limited their turnovers, so how did they not cover vs. the Bulldogs? Bueller? Bueller? Vitale? Did they find another way to shoot themsleves in the foot? That's been their m.o all year.

And then there's the 'Cuse? Boeheim, you're an idiot! Roll with that T!

Tomorrow has some great match-ups. A real even match-up in West Virginia and Kentucky. West Virginia's 2010 Final 4 experience vs. Kentucky's young talent. The Huggy Bear v. Crap-apari!

UCLA should bow down to the Gator Nation. Pitt should put the Butler back into the kitchen.

Oh, the Zag's v. Jimmer! Get your mid-conference on mid-conference violence on!!!!

Big East 2nd round matchup anyone? Cincy with bruising Gates in the blocks vs. Kemba.

Aaaaannnd, Morehead State v. Richwhat?!? Rich-More Madness!!!! K-Smack, T-Smack and Schmitty, let us know if our T-Shirt Gal is in attendance again and invite 'er to the "I (Heart) Morehead" Insanity Facebook Group!

That's it. Go Madness and go Birds v. Congordia! Bunch of gords!!!

Commish out!

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