If yesterday was Christmas day, then today, I guess, is Boxing Day. K cool, another stat holiday I guess, because GUS JOHNSON is calling his first games today!!! You see his sked in the previous blog. Gus and his partner in crime, Len Elmore are primed to tear it up with great games, especially the 8/9 matchup bewteen 'Nova/G-Mace and especially with the Indiana State SICK-amores/'Cuse game. Loving the Gus karma that he infuses with the SICK-SMOOTH-CHOCOLATE-SCHMORES!!!!! I smell upset T!!!!
And wow!!! Watching the first game this morning, Texas/Oakland, first of all has a possible upset with Oakland having a stud big man in Keith Benson. He's a projected NBA lottery pick, and is playing tuuuufffff right now!!! Texas is being Texas right now with persistent post entries, and good open jumpers made with the puppies set! They have alright high-lows and dishes for easy layups.
The kicker here with this game is the Madness debut of one MARV ALBERT!!!! Marv was my guy back in the pre-Jordan 1st retirement years. Walking away from Marv had nothing to do with his bum-biting sex trials, but the mear fact that the NBA has been UNWATCHABLE since 1998!!! So lets see what kind of Madness-karma Marv and his legendary, "YESSSSSSS aaaaannnd IITTTT COOOUNTS!!!!" can bring!!!
Okay, lets look at the standings....a 4 way tie for 1st. Boyd Jovi, Private 1st Class Major Ivan Bokanovic (defending champ, if you need 'im, by the way), Tin's Lum, and Tati Salgado!!! Props to regular Insanity Pool leader board resident, Amy Jonker with another 13/16 first day, leading the pack of 2nd placers! Big ups Jonks!
NOW SMACK!!!!
BRING THE SMACK YOU!!!! Yah, talking to you......so bring it!!
We know K-Smack and T-Smack McCarrell will bring the Smack once they return from their Denver regionals trip! xtremely jealous that they were in the building for the Morehead State upset!!! Can't wait to hear the recap! And Schmitty! He's there, so we all know Schmitty's gonna bring the noise!!!! Cuz, you know you've been called out by Paulsen!!
Loving the regular Smack-tibutions of Slider and J-Paq! Once again, Slider has the early Smack of the Tournament with his "Action Potentials" blast. Both hilarious and true!!!
Original Commish! Outhet! (Everybody stand at attention!) "A teeennnn huttttt!" Great to hear from you Brethren!!!!! Outhet, we will have the All-Adolph Awards blog, with the 2nd Annual Outhet Player of the Year!!! Gotta give props to the Outhet!!!! Just like the ol' saying goes, if you don't know your past, you won't know your future smack!!!!
So people, bring the Smack! Keerstee Taylor, you've already been briefed!!! Step up!
Billy Greene, you stink!
Whitely, just imagine this is an email about feeding the Bear his tranks!!! That smack belongs in the Insanity Pool!
T. Smack more than 4 words would be nice!
Leigh. Al. Za. Where's the Madness? Leeeeiiigghhhhh!!!!!! Alllllllll!!!!! Zaaaaa-raaahhhhhh!!!!! Smack it up if you have any insight of where the Madness is!!!
Jonks! I know you're consistent performance is reminiscent of the silent owner in the owners box, but the Insanity Pool needs some of the Jonks-titude!!!
Cait? Any basement smack?
Fouche! Sof is saying in a deep voice, "I LOVE MARCH MADNESS CHRISTOPHER!!!"
I could go on and on......bring the smack......Pimp your picks! Pimp Adolph's lack of correct picks! Bring the Smack on Jim Nantz's dry games why don't-cha! or Clark Kellogg's lame analysis! Charles is bringing it! Oh and Coach Krazy-toupe-ski is showing signs of his rug actually moving. It's still weaved with kevlar, but I saw some movement the other day in a press conference...........anything, bring the Smack!!!
Commish II out!!!!!
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